Aaaaand it’s already time to take him away from me
Nice legs
…FYI, what happened with Volgin… He started it!
Oh, he always starts things. It’s not like I have any control over him, he just does whatever he wants.
I think it’s sexy.
He seems… Insatiable. I’m not interested.
I never was a fan of sharing anyways.
…FYI, what happened with Volgin… He started it!
Oh, he always starts things. It’s not like I have any control over him, he just does whatever he wants. I think it’s sexy.
Whatever.
I HAVE PORN PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW HAVE DRAWN OF ME TOO
Mmmmm, John…..
I WILL FIND YOU AND RIDE MY MOTORCYCLE UP YOUR DICK THE WAY I DID YOUR FACE.
What’s going on here?
I’m only enjoying half of it.
(via admireevaseyes)
Big Boss: (330): okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Big Boss: …
I-Hey! I just remembered why I don’t like you.
You sure it’s not because I killed your boyfriend?
Oh, wait, that was the weather.
My bad.
Just get out of here.
What do you even want?You’re the one who came to me.
..And sorry, I’m not in the best of moods lately, and insulting the man who tortured me, made me lose my eye and caused the need for me to kill the Boss is sort of helping.
Right… I’ve been meaning to ask you something.
To you, he may have been that, but he wasn’t to me. I could go on and on about the things you’ve done that have ruined my life.
“I got my crotch groped by a strange lightning man because of you.”
And I had to show off my underwear to everyone on my way to my room to find some new clothes.
Probably wasn’t the first time.
I-Hey! I just remembered why I don’t like you.
You sure it’s not because I killed your boyfriend?
Oh, wait, that was the weather.
My bad.
Just get out of here.
“I got my crotch groped by a strange lightning man because of you.”
And I had to show off my underwear to everyone on my way to my room to find some new clothes.
Probably wasn’t the first time.
I-Hey! I just remembered why I don’t like you.
You sure it’s not because I killed your boyfriend?
“I got my crotch groped by a strange lightning man because of you.”
And I had to show off my underwear to everyone on my way to my room to find some new clothes.
Probably wasn’t the first time.
I-Hey! I just remembered why I don’t like you.
“I got my crotch groped by a strange lightning man because of you.”
And I had to show off my underwear to everyone on my way to my room to find some new clothes.
Leave a ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.
(via thespidersoldier)
[video]
(610): The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
(484): I can’t believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Good times, good times.
trollgin asked: i was looking for you major. that crotch aint gonna grab itself you know
Why of course it won’t, sir.
